franziawine:

dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts

(Source: pakaojawn, via sorry)

seanp0donnell:

plot twist: you are everyone’s first choice.

(Source: suspend)

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

(via pensandopinions)

nsfw

the-final-pam:

pastabot:

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

(via homosexualangelinthesky)

asilversnake:

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

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(Source: vilus, via homosexualangelinthesky)

just got L.A.I.D

uryyybel:

uryyybel:

vicioussuggestion:

Launched
Into
A
Depressive spiral

L.I.A.D.

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Originally posted by afeuery

(via homosexualangelinthesky)

cumnog:
“ Update
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thelovelybones124:

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

(via sorry)

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